9 Audiologists Jokes & Puns to Make You Laugh

How do we hear the beautiful melodies of life and maintain our sense of balance without the unsung heroes? Audiologists, the dedicated healthcare professionals behind the scenes, possess a unique set of skills and expertise that allow them to navigate the intricate world of our auditory system? Well, we have and we want to hear some jokes!

Audiologists Jokes & Puns to Make You Laugh

  1. A couple escaped from their elderly home to have some wine. Just after the waitress took their order, the man whispered his wife.
    “My dear, you know what, I have been naughty, I did a series of silent farts when the waitress was taking our order.”
    Wife: “Darling, we should not go back to our elderly home after the wine.”
    “Why? Where are we going?”
    Wife: “To the audiologist, to get you a new pair of hearing aids”
  2. Double transplant. Guy comes back from his audiologist after a double transplant. First thing he hears is ‘Happy new ears!’
  3. I hope this week has you smiling from ear to ear.
  4. Can you get hearing AIDS from aural sex?
  5. Why did the audiologist become a rock musician? Because they were tired of all the feedback!
  6. What did the audiologist say to the DJ? “Your beats are off the charts, but your hearing might be too!”
  7. How do audiologists like their coffee? Decaffeinated, so they can hear every little sip!
  8. Why did the audiologist bring a ladder to work? To reach new decibels!
  9. What did one audiologist say to the other during a concert? “I think we’re in treble!”
Abbie Wilson
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