We’ve scoured the internet to bring you a collection of witty and amusing quips that are sure to tickle your funny bone about watches and watch collectors. From clever wordplay to silly one-liners, our list of puns will keep you entertained for hours.. or so they say.
So sit back, Rolex, and enjoy a cup of tea as we take you on a journey through the amusing world of watch puns and jokes.
Jokes and Puns about Watches
- “I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waist of time.”
- “What happens when you annoy a clock? It gets ticked off.”
- “What did the robber say to the clock? Hands up!”
- “Why didn’t the clock work? It needed a hand.”
- “They’re finally making a movie called clocks. It’s about time.”
- “Time pun about a clock movie.”
- “What do you call a story that one clock tells to another? Second hand information.”
- “If I wanted to have the time of my life, I would work in a clock shop.”
- “I can’t believe they fired me from the clock factory after all the extra hours I put in…”
- “I heard a great time travel joke tomorrow.”
- “Time travel joke.”
- “Our dog is called Rolex. He’s a watch dog.”
- “I can’t believe I got fired from the watch factory after all the extra hours I put in.”
- “Yesterday I bought six watches. You could say I have a lot of time on my hands.”
- “11:59:59 am is my favourite time of day. It’s second to noon.”
- “I held up my watch to a mirror. It was time for reflection.”
- “Time for reflection pun”
- “Thinking about an old car of mine that got stuck in reverse gear. That took me back.”
- “I was running late, so I bought a clock to buy time.”
- “The most popular time to go to the dentist is tooth-hurty.”
- “I got a clock book. It’s about time.”
- “Ever tried eating a clock? It’s very time consuming.”
- “The only animal that understands time is a watch dog.”