23 Best Watch Jokes & Puns

We’ve scoured the internet to bring you a collection of witty and amusing quips that are sure to tickle your funny bone about watches and watch collectors. From clever wordplay to silly one-liners, our list of puns will keep you entertained for hours.. or so they say.

So sit back, Rolex, and enjoy a cup of tea as we take you on a journey through the amusing world of watch puns and jokes.

Jokes and Puns about Watches

  1. “I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waist of time.”
  2. “What happens when you annoy a clock? It gets ticked off.”
  3. “What did the robber say to the clock? Hands up!”
  4. “Why didn’t the clock work? It needed a hand.”
  5. “They’re finally making a movie called clocks. It’s about time.”
  6. “Time pun about a clock movie.”
  7. “What do you call a story that one clock tells to another? Second hand information.”
  8. “If I wanted to have the time of my life, I would work in a clock shop.”
  9. “I can’t believe they fired me from the clock factory after all the extra hours I put in…”
  10. “I heard a great time travel joke tomorrow.”
  11. “Time travel joke.”
  12. “Our dog is called Rolex. He’s a watch dog.”
  13. “I can’t believe I got fired from the watch factory after all the extra hours I put in.”
  14. “Yesterday I bought six watches. You could say I have a lot of time on my hands.”
  15. “11:59:59 am is my favourite time of day. It’s second to noon.”
  16. “I held up my watch to a mirror. It was time for reflection.”
  17. “Time for reflection pun”
  18. “Thinking about an old car of mine that got stuck in reverse gear. That took me back.”
  19. “I was running late, so I bought a clock to buy time.”
  20. “The most popular time to go to the dentist is tooth-hurty.”
  21. “I got a clock book. It’s about time.”
  22. “Ever tried eating a clock? It’s very time consuming.”
  23. “The only animal that understands time is a watch dog.”
Abbie Wilson
Abbie Wilson has years of experience in the DIY & construction field having covered roofing, plumbing, and general DIY for various award-winning publications.

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