23 Fat Jokes & Puns to Make You Laugh

Everyone needs a hearty laugh now and then, even “fat people” and what better way to do that than with some good old-fashioned humor? We’ve gathered a collection of some hilarious fat jokes and puns that are sure to tickle your funny bone.

So, sit back, relax, and get ready to laugh!

1. “Yo mama is so fat, when she fell, I didn’t laugh, but the ground cracked up.”
2. “Yo mama is so fat, she uses a Macrowave instead of a microwave.”
3. “Yo mama is so fat, when she took a bath in the ocean, it ran out of water.”
4. “Yo mama is so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck.”
5. “Yo mama is so fat, when she goes jogging, she leaves potholes.”
6. “Yo mama is so fat, she needs a watch on both wrists because of the time zone difference.”
7. “Yo mama is so fat, when she breaks a plate, it’s usually of the tectonic variety.”
8. “Yo mama is so fat, the only scale she could use is the Richter Scale.”
9. “Yo mama is so fat, her car has stretch marks.”
10. “Yo mama is so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.”
11. “Yo mama is so fat, she ate her laptop because the website said it had cookies in it.”
12. “Yo mama is so fat, I pictured her in my head and she broke my neck.”
13. “Yo mama is so fat, her blood type is A … & W.”
14. “Yo mama is so fat, when she slid into my DMs, my phone ran out of space.”
15. “Yo mama is so fat, you can hide behind her back and still be visible because of gravitational lensing.”
16. “Yo mama is so fat, on one edge of her passport photo, it says continued on the next page.”
17. “Yo mama is so fat, when she walks down the street, cops driving by scream out, ‘Hey you two –break it up!'”
18. “Yo mama is so fat, she’s got dollars in one pocket and yen in the other.”
19. “Yo mama is so fat, she needs a boomerang to wear a belt.”
20. “Yo mama is so fat, she took a driving test, and when the examiner said drive through, she responded with, ‘I’ll take 5 big macs, 20 mcnuggets, and a large coke.'”
21. “Yo mama is so fat, her carbon footprint turned to diamond.”
22. “Yo mama is so fat, when she runs an app, she has a heart attack.”
23. “Yo mama is so fat, she’s still eating from the last supper.”

We hope these jokes brought a smile to your face. Remember, laughter is the best medicine!