Working as a hairdresser is an exciting and fulfilling profession. From crafting beautiful hairstyles to having engaging chats with customers — no two days are the same. But, everyone needs a hearty laugh now and then. So, we’ve gathered a collection of some side-splitting hairdresser jokes and puns. We’re sure they’ll tickle your funny bone.
- “Ever wondered why hairdressers make terrible friends? They can’t stop gossiping about you when you’re not looking!”
- “My daughter is torn between becoming a hairdresser or a writer of short stories… Maybe she should toss a coin….Heads or Tales.”
- “I requested my hairdresser to make me look attractive. She paused, put down her clippers, and started downing her drink.”
- “What’s a hairdresser’s alternate profession? A locksmith, apparently.”
- “Hairdresser to a boy: Would you like a haircut? Boy: No, I’d prefer all of them cut.”
- “My hairdresser friend has ventured into dog breeding. He fondly calls them shampoodles.”
- “A hairdresser ended up in jail for 9 years due to drug dealing. I’ve been his client for years and had no clue he was a hairdresser.”
- “Who does a hairdresser admire the most in the music industry? Harry Styles.”
- “I attempted to be a hairdresser but was awful at it. So, I decided to open a Cap store instead.”
- “Having a mum who’s a hairdresser has its perks. For instance, getting my hair dyed at home. That’s a personal highlight.”
- “What’s the drug of choice for most hairdressers? Hairoin.”
- “A rabbit walks into a hairdresser’s shop looking for his friend. He leaves disappointed as there isn’t a hare in sight.”
- “I cracked a joke to my hairdresser. She was laughing so hard, she dyed.”
- “My hairdresser gave me a terrible haircut today. But it seems to be growing on me.”
- “Did you know Conan was a hairdresser? He was known as Conan the Barberarian.”
- “A hairdresser was arrested for dealing drugs and running an escort service. Shocking. I’ve been a client for years and had no idea he was a hairdresser!”
- “How did the hairdresser clinch the race? By taking a shortcut.”
- “I think I need to find a new hairdresser… I’m tired of this one always talking behind my back.”
- “A woman was at the hairdresser’s. The hairdresser was making small talk, “what’s new?” She says. The woman replies, “ I am about to go on vacation. I’ve been saving for years and next week I leave .””
- “”Mom, when do the hairdressers open again?” “I’m dad.””
- “I walked into the hairdressers and sat down in the chair. On the wall there was a sign that said: £70 for a haircut. I gulped. The woman assessed my hair and said, “Hello, sir. How much would you like off?” I said, “About £55.””
We hope these jokes brought a smile to your face. Remember, laughter is the best medicine!