21 Hairdresser Jokes & Puns to Make You Chuckle

Working as a hairdresser is an exciting and fulfilling profession. From crafting beautiful hairstyles to having engaging chats with customers — no two days are the same. But, everyone needs a hearty laugh now and then. So, we’ve gathered a collection of some side-splitting hairdresser jokes and puns. We’re sure they’ll tickle your funny bone.

  1. “Ever wondered why hairdressers make terrible friends? They can’t stop gossiping about you when you’re not looking!”
  2. “My daughter is torn between becoming a hairdresser or a writer of short stories… Maybe she should toss a coin….Heads or Tales.”
  3. “I requested my hairdresser to make me look attractive. She paused, put down her clippers, and started downing her drink.”
  4. “What’s a hairdresser’s alternate profession? A locksmith, apparently.”
  5. “Hairdresser to a boy: Would you like a haircut? Boy: No, I’d prefer all of them cut.”
  6. “My hairdresser friend has ventured into dog breeding. He fondly calls them shampoodles.”
  7. “A hairdresser ended up in jail for 9 years due to drug dealing. I’ve been his client for years and had no clue he was a hairdresser.”
  8. “Who does a hairdresser admire the most in the music industry? Harry Styles.”
  9. “I attempted to be a hairdresser but was awful at it. So, I decided to open a Cap store instead.”
  10. “Having a mum who’s a hairdresser has its perks. For instance, getting my hair dyed at home. That’s a personal highlight.”
  11. “What’s the drug of choice for most hairdressers? Hairoin.”
  12. “A rabbit walks into a hairdresser’s shop looking for his friend. He leaves disappointed as there isn’t a hare in sight.”
  13. “I cracked a joke to my hairdresser. She was laughing so hard, she dyed.”
  14. “My hairdresser gave me a terrible haircut today. But it seems to be growing on me.”
  15. “Did you know Conan was a hairdresser? He was known as Conan the Barberarian.”
  16. “A hairdresser was arrested for dealing drugs and running an escort service. Shocking. I’ve been a client for years and had no idea he was a hairdresser!”
  17. “How did the hairdresser clinch the race? By taking a shortcut.”
  18. “I think I need to find a new hairdresser… I’m tired of this one always talking behind my back.”
  19. “A woman was at the hairdresser’s. The hairdresser was making small talk, “what’s new?” She says. The woman replies, “ I am about to go on vacation. I’ve been saving for years and next week I leave .””
  20. “”Mom, when do the hairdressers open again?” “I’m dad.””
  21. “I walked into the hairdressers and sat down in the chair. On the wall there was a sign that said: £70 for a haircut. I gulped. The woman assessed my hair and said, “Hello, sir. How much would you like off?” I said, “About £55.””

We hope these jokes brought a smile to your face. Remember, laughter is the best medicine!

Abbie Wilson
Abbie Wilson has years of experience in the DIY & construction field having covered roofing, plumbing, and general DIY for various award-winning publications.

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