19 Roofer Jokes & Puns to Make You Laugh

Roofing is a dangerous and challenging job but having a good laugh on a roof with your colleagues is one of the most precious things about the job. This blog post will look at some of the funniest jokes, one-liners, and puns for roofers.

Roofing Jokes & Puns

  • Went to a party with a some roofers the other week. They really raised the roof.
  • Two aerials met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
  • Why are roofers so nosy? They are always eaves dropping.
  • My girlfiend complained about her ex who was a leadworker. Apparently, he led her on.
  • I’d tell you a joke about the roof but it would be over your head.
  • The roof is the cheapest part of a home because it’s on the house.
  • All the shingle ladies.
  • After falling through the roof of a French bakery, I was in pain.
  • What did the single roofer’s Tinder profile say? Shingle and ready.
  • What did the roofer shout from the rooftop? Where are all the shingle ladies at?
  • Dog roofers are called woofers. They love to work on the woof.
  • Want to hear a joke about a roof? This one is on the house.
  • They call it a hole in the roof. I call it a VELUX skylight.
  • My boss asked me to drop down a sheet to the ground for inspection. I didn’t realise he was talking about a polycarbonate sheet. My bad.
  • Bad weather. Sponsored by the roofer’s association.
  • Roofing jokes get to me every shingle time.
  • Roofing in the summer time can be dangerous. Warning: Hot shingles in your area.
  • Shingle and looking to get nailed? Date a roofer.
  • Sex tips for dating a roofer: They always go on top.
Abbie Wilson
Abbie Wilson has years of experience in the DIY & construction field having covered roofing, plumbing, and general DIY for various award-winning publications.

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