Roofing is a dangerous and challenging job but having a good laugh on a roof with your colleagues is one of the most precious things about the job. This blog post will look at some of the funniest jokes, one-liners, and puns for roofers.
Roofing Jokes & Puns
- Went to a party with a some roofers the other week. They really raised the roof.
- Two aerials met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
- Why are roofers so nosy? They are always eaves dropping.
- My girlfiend complained about her ex who was a leadworker. Apparently, he led her on.
- I’d tell you a joke about the roof but it would be over your head.
- The roof is the cheapest part of a home because it’s on the house.
- All the shingle ladies.
- After falling through the roof of a French bakery, I was in pain.
- What did the single roofer’s Tinder profile say? Shingle and ready.
- What did the roofer shout from the rooftop? Where are all the shingle ladies at?
- Dog roofers are called woofers. They love to work on the woof.
- Want to hear a joke about a roof? This one is on the house.
- They call it a hole in the roof. I call it a VELUX skylight.
- My boss asked me to drop down a sheet to the ground for inspection. I didn’t realise he was talking about a polycarbonate sheet. My bad.
- Bad weather. Sponsored by the roofer’s association.
- Roofing jokes get to me every shingle time.
- Roofing in the summer time can be dangerous. Warning: Hot shingles in your area.
- Shingle and looking to get nailed? Date a roofer.
- Sex tips for dating a roofer: They always go on top.