Having a Golden Retriever as a breed of dog in a family can be so entertaining. From stealing your shoes to creating funny situations with your kids, these cute and cuddly dogs simply thrive in a family environment.
To share some of our favourite jokes about Golden Retrievers, we have compiled a list of our favourite puns and jokes about them.
Funny Jokes and Puns about Golden Retrievers
- A Golden Retriever mixed with a Poodle is called a Golden Doodle. Aren’t you glad they didn’t call it a Poo Retriever?
- What did the golden retriever say when his owner put him up for adoption? Big Woof
- What was king Midas’ favorite pet? A golden retriever
- “Did you just spend all of our money on a dog!?” We’ll be just fine, it’s a golden retriever!
- I tried to cross a redneck with a golden retriever… All I got was a dirty look from the golden retriever.
- Happiness. People always say money can’t buy happiness. Well tell that my golden retriever.
- If you want a girlfriend but don’t want your wife to know…date a blonde and get a Golden Retriever.
- Many Chinese restaurants have names like, Golden Palace, Golden Lotus, Golden Dragon… but mine is named after my favourite dish, Golden Retriever.
- What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever.
- A golden retriever walks into a bar. The dog sits at the bar, locks eyes with the bartender and wearily says “One beer, one shot, please.” The bartender says “Holy moly! A talking dog! You should be in the circus, buddy!” The goldie says “Why? Do they need an electrician?”
- I recently found out my girlfriend Tina is allergic to Biscuit, my golden retriever
It was really hard leaving the pound without Tina.
- So, I recently bought a female Golden retriever and named her Sophia… Because she’s my Golden Girl. Ha ha.
- What’s gold and hairy? a golden retriever.x
- I wanted a hair transplant, so I bought a golden retriever.
- She’s blonde, has great hair, and keeps me on my toes. Yes, that’s my golden retriever.
- I got a new shoe cleaner, comes in dog form. Indeed, it’s my lovely golden retriever.
- They shed fur as they shed happiness, yep that sounds like a golden retriever.