13 Truck Driver Jokes & Puns to Make You Laugh

Being a truck driver is a fun job, but it can be a tad wearisome sometimes; thus, cracking a joke or a pun can be a fun way to spend time. In this post, we’ll look at some comedy gold (or at least we think so) on truck driver humour.

Here are some of the best jokes and puns on truck drivers.

Truck Driver Jokes & Puns

  1. How do you get a garbage truck driver to join the Mafia? You make him an offer he can’t refuse!
  2. Truck driver found a genie… Genie: I grant you one wish. Driver: I need a clean, toll free personal road from NY to CA. Genie: Well, that’s a governmental issue. Many states and federal agencies involved. I can’t grant you that. Anything else for sure. Driver: How about my wife liking my family. Genie: How many lanes you need?
  3. What do truck drivers do when they get too old to have an erection? Get a new Peterbilt.
  4. I just got hired as a garbage truck driver. There was no training, but I think I’ll pick it up as i go along.
  5. What is the highest level truck driver? A Roads Scholar
  6. A truck driver, who’s been on the road for two months, walks into a brothel
    He slams a thousand dollar note on the receptionist’s table and says “Give a cheese sandwich and one of your ugliest women.” The receptionist, quite taken aback, says “Why sir? for that money I could give you a seven course meal and two of our best women.” The truck driver says “Look lady, I ain’t horny. I’m just homesick”
  7. What was the trucker’s excuse when he was late with a shipment of computers? – “It was a hard drive”
  8. What do a truck driver and a slightly aroused man have in common? – They both have a semi.
  9. What do you call a truck towing a smaller truck? – A mother trucker
  10. Cop pulls over a trucker and says, “Papers.” – The trucker looks at the cop and says, “Scissors! I win!” Then he just drives away.
  11. I got T-boned by a construction delivery truck the other day. – It came down like a ton of bricks.
  12. Where do the Mexican truckers hang out? – The guay station.
  13. Why are the fire trucks red??? – You would be too if your hose was hanging out all day….
Abbie Wilson
Abbie Wilson has years of experience in the DIY & construction field having covered roofing, plumbing, and general DIY for various award-winning publications.

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